If anyone is going to tell them all I'm still alive, it's got to be you, because you've always done it for me. Here we go again. They're trying to kill me before I'm dead. I come to Quebec to spend some time with my family and they say I'm dead. I'm not dead, far (expletive) from it. They've had me dead since June. Tell them I'm alive. Set them straight.Pat Burns tells Bob McKenzie of TSN that he's decidedly not dead. Please read the whole article by McKenzie - it's one of the best things you can read today.