I’m with ya there, brother.

I’m still trying to imagine a scenario where “everybody comes out lookin’ good,” but it sure would be nice to have at least one thing this summer look like it was handled by rational adults.

The NHL has a time machine which they can use to go back and un-do this entire fiasco? And we trust them to use it for good and not for evil?

Or perhaps the NHL has that device you saw in the “Men in Black” movies where you push a button, it flashes, and your memories are overwritten with something else completely. So instead of remembering a Kovalchuk fiasco, we’ll have spent the summer watching videos of Julia Child and learned how to become master chefs. Still, it’s going to be a lot of work for the League to “flash” everyone who has the least bit of memory of this incident, and then to erase all the websites, Twitter posts, etc.

Otherwise, I see no way how everyone comes out of this looking good. This entire process is a bad sitcom, allowed to run on network television long past its expiration date.

(Yes, Virginia, there is a Sarcasm Claus)