The Least Shocking News You Will Hear All Week: Rick DiPietro is Hurt
Not really a serious injury, but that still doesn't change the level of absurdity the Rick DiPietro saga has reached on the Island. Deadspin also chimed in with a cheeky bit of analysis which includes curling iron mishaps and hungry bobcats. I almost feel bad for ol' Ricky at this point, but then I remember that he likely sleeps on a mattress stuffed with $100 bills. Garth Snow really deserves a Nobel Prize in being awful at your job for dreaming up this contract.

