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Why The Devils Should Claim Sean Avery Off Waivers

Just kidding. But just imagine how great it would be if we had no worries about our salary cap for the rest of the season. Sign Avery, then ruin his career by making him a healthy scratch for the rest of the year. Sorry Fraser or Pelley, but we just can't risk him being picked up on waivers to the minors. He's just too valuable during practice because who else is better suited for Volchenkov to practice his hip check on?

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He would probably quit hockey.

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by joshd12 on Oct 31, 2011 7:21 AM EDT reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing when I saw the news. But was thinking claim him.

by NJDOhio on Oct 31, 2011 9:26 AM EDT reply actions  

That would be worse than when the Bulls signed John Starks..

I vomited a little in my mouth when he played for them (as a Bulls fan)..
Although if the Devils didn’t play him, and the team hazed him every day, it would be pretty hilarious. He can spend the rest of his hockey career as a luggage porter.

by NerdVernacular on Oct 31, 2011 10:01 AM EDT reply actions  

With Vladimir Zharkov in the minor leagues, there’s absolutely no reason for Avery to be picked up by NJ.

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by John Fischer on Oct 31, 2011 5:37 PM EDT reply actions  

He is joking…Nobody would be serious about getting him on this team.

by zach parise9 on Oct 31, 2011 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you read the paragraph under? IT says just kidding, first two words.

And Kovalchuk speeds away, great moves, busting through, DID YOU SEE THAT?

by KovyisLove on Oct 31, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

And then there was a whole bunch of words after that about signing him.

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by John Fischer on Oct 31, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

“then ruin his career by never playing him” that means this is a bad joke.

And Kovalchuk speeds away, great moves, busting through, DID YOU SEE THAT?

by KovyisLove on Oct 31, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeahhhhh I guess this is a joke fail : X

by NJallDay on Oct 31, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who’s Sean Avery?

I hope to join Claude Lemieux in Hell one day for a beer....

by HELLAWAITS on Nov 1, 2011 2:43 PM EDT reply actions  

i thought it was kinda funny

by youngdog86 on Nov 1, 2011 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Could they demote him all the way to the ECHL if they claimed him? The though of him being shipped off to Kalamazoo warms my heart.

Status quo.

by nyynygnjd on Nov 2, 2011 3:50 PM EDT reply actions  

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