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I'M TOTALLY NOT GOING TO A GAME THIS YEAR, GUYS ... Okay, maybe just one ... THAT'S IT THOUGH ... Although, I may want to go to more because I did really miss hockey ... BUT NO CONCESSIONS AT ALL ... Okay, maybe a beer ... BUT NO FOOD ... On second thought, I'm probably going to get hungry at some point and get a hot dog ... BUT NO SOFT PRETZELS. HEAR THAT, NHL? NOT ONE DAMN SOFT PRETZEL! AHAHAHAH FEEL THE WRATH OF MY NON-PRETZEL-BUYING WAYS, BETTMAN!
I'm sorry, guys. I've failed you.