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David Clarkson please stop scoring goals and go back to gooning.




I think I speak for a large number of us here who have been/are or have lost the attention of our significant others to the dreamy nature of Mr. David Clarkson. When he first came into the league I wasn't overly concerned losing my girlfriend's affection what with his occasional scoring and penchant to punch. I figured he would drop down to the minors, be bulk trade fodder or eventually become facially readjusted by a foe dressed in blue (shade of your choice),orange or black. He also decided to get married and I thought for sure he would drop off the lady radar. Yet all of these obstacles have been overrun by the tenacious yet dapper David. He just refuses to not "put up points" at any level and what with all this scoring his television time is at an all time high. He hardly ever drops the gloves any longer and hence his face is quite unblemished. Even when he falls down he somehow manages to be "cute" in my girlfriend's eyes. So please David Clarkson please stop scoring goals and go back to gooning.

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